Friday, September 9, 2011

I've Got a Feeling

That the internet sucks. The only wireless internet cafe on Planet Colonial Jemba didn't have internet, wireless or otherwise. PC Jemba, the future "Coruscant" of the galaxy. They're planning to pave it over and give the Tested Regulating Environment Enhancers (trees, ha) a run for their money in generating oxygen for a whole planet. It'll be some Star Wars geek's dream come true when they're done, but they won't be finished for another fifty years, thank God. A planet without grass would be the worst.

So yeah, the techie planet's technology failed on me and I had this whole post written up about purple jumpsuits and it's gone now, eaten by the computers in PC Jemba's internet cafe.

They only have one cafe because it's a new Planet Colonial. They started up two years ago, and the city was focusing on, you know, staying alive. Not that that's more important than the internet or anything (ha, what is?), but there it is. PC Jemba's lone internet cafe was built last month, when they finally got their priorities straight.

Tried to get a coffee there, failed. They fed me tea. Anyone remember that cafe across from the ice rink downtown that closed? Had many a good coffee there. This cafe wasn't like that, if you know what I mean.

Life right now is the worst. Hauling things around the ship really gets to you after awhile. Captain Awesome gives me fun stuff to do like jettisoning dissected cats out of the airlock when the med aides are done with them. Basically the best job ever.

I'll rewrite the jumpsuit post as soon as I can. See you around, ladies.

-Terry S.

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